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45 or 82?

Posted By Dan White On September 22, 2006 @ 5:46 pm In Dan Jokes | No Comments

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of
Heaven, and the angel standing there said, “We’ve been waiting a long
time for you.”

“What do you mean?” he replied. “I’m only 45, in the prime of my life.
Why did I have to die now?”

“45? You’re not 45, you’re 82,” replied the angel.

“Wait a minute. If you think I’m 82, then you have the wrong guy. I’m
only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.”

“Hold on. Let me go check,” said the angel, and disappeared inside.
After a few minutes the angel returned. “Sorry, but by our records you
are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you
have to be 82…”

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