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Archive for December 2006
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
December 30, 2006 by Dan White.
There is nothing like the word “Shit” to express yourself…..
Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don’t give a shit! But somepeople will consider it as spam shit…
Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head………..
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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How to make sure gambling wins are tax free
December 28, 2006 by Dan White.
Gambling duo prove there’s no tax on luck
Globe and Mail Updatehttp://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061228.wgamble27/BNStory/National/home
The key issue here to consider is that CRA will look at any money making activity and try to define it as a business. That is a very significant issue around part time real estate investors. If they have a BUSINESS SYSTEM that makes money, then they are a business and capital gains and losses do not apply. All the income becomes taxable, and subsequently so do all the losses.
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Philosophy
December 24, 2006 by Dan White.
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You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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How Smart is Your Foot?
December 19, 2006 by Dan White.
I can’t make my foot any smarter!! This is so funny! Try really hard!! Enjoy your holidays everyone!! 
How Smart is your Foot This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot … But you can’t!!! 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!! The proof is in the pudding! … And there is nothing you can do about it.
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Education as a tax deduction
December 13, 2006 by Dan White.
Tax Tips,
You can save a ton of tax by using a tax strategy for your education.
You can write off education when you get it to improve your existing business skills.
So you are better to take university or other courses to assist you in your business than to go get a degree for the sake of self improvement.
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Don’t read this, as it is a bit off colour…
December 6, 2006 by Dan White.
AND THAT’S A FACT!!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee..
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death!
(Creepy)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don’t try
this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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