A man came home from work,sat down in his favoriate chair, turned on the TV, adn said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it sarts.”

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Qucik, bring me another beer. Its going to start.”

This time she looked a lottle angry, but brought him another beer. When it iwas gone, he said “Quick bring me another beer before it starts.”

Thats it, she blew her top.

“You lazy bastard! You waltz in here, flop down your fat ass, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don’t you  realize that have a job and then I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??”

 the husband sighed and said, “Oh shit, its started.”