MORRIS & SADIE-A JEWISH MOAN

Morris came home and found his wife Sadie crying.

Morris asked her what was wrong.

She said, “I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you’re having an affair vid your secretary. Vy vould you do that to me? I’ve always been a good vife. I’ve cooked for you, raised your children, and have always been by your side for 35 years. Vhat haven’t I done to make you happy?”

Morris replied, “It’s true, Sadie, you’ve been the best vife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all vays but one. You never MOAN ven we have sex.”

Sadie said, “If I moaned vhen ve have sex, vould you stop running around?

Morris said “Yes!”

All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I can MOAN during sex.”

They went to the bedroom, got undressed, and jumped into bed.

As they started kissing, Sadie said, “Now, Morris? Should I moan now?”

He said, “No, not yet.”

He started to fondle her and she said, “What about now? Should I moan now?”

He said, “No, I’ll tell you when.”

He climbed on top of her and started to move around.

She said, “Is it time for me to moan now, Morris?”

He said, “Vait, Vait, I’ll tell you Ven.”

A few minutes later, just seconds before he was going to finish, he said “Now, Sadie. MOAN, MOAN!”

She said, “OY, YOU VOULDN’T BELIEVE VAT A DAY I HAD!”