Happy IVGLDSW Day!

June 7, 2007 by Dan White.

   Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, so
please send this message to someone you think fits this description.
Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a
Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live
by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather
to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a
ride!” Have a wonderful day!
To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the
hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being –
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
If you can’t be a good example — then you’ll just have to be a
horrible warning.
-Catherine-
I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me
over!!
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can
change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has.
   Margaret Mead
 

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