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Time for a break from tax problems, have a laugh

This gave me a good laugh, I was in the middle of fussing about an idiot from CRA when this came in and lightened my day of dealing with tax problems.

Dan

“A lady came to see me about a legal problem.  She said a friend of hers was a former client of mine and had recommended me.  That made me feel rather good, and so I decided to stretch the compliment by asking what her friend had said about me.  The woman replied, ‘She says you’re an a$$hole but you did a good job’.”

And here’s from a judge  “I presided over a trial in which an RCMP officer testified that he was on patrol in a rural area when the car ahead of him drove into the ditch, back onto the highway, back into the ditch then across a field into a tree.  The officer walked across the field to the car and said to the driver, ‘Have you been drinking?’  The man replied, ‘Of course I’ve been drinking.  Do I look like a f*cking stunt driver?’”

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